So the development of demons is pretty straight forward: twisted desires cause the soul to grow outside of the body causing deformities. But what about angels and their wings? What do angels do to have their soul grow outside of the body in the form of wings?
To answer the Intrepid Tripper yes most of the characters should hypothetically have existed before the apocalypse but since we're all new to this we should be honest with ourselves and admit that there's probably going to be a little finnegaling before we're all on the same page, and that's alright it'll add to inside jokes and stuff later.
However to answer the question of the actual happenstance of the apocalypse gets a bit confusing so I'll try to stick to the simple side and in order to keep this simplification still complicated (As is my horrible theme when I write anything. I'm going to write it in the manner of a cookbook.)
For Apocalypse (Serves 3-4 trillion)
Step 1. Kill God, It's not necessary that the means for this be explained you can use satan, lack of belief or perhaps divine suicide, but the point is he/she/it is dead. It's also not important what exactly God is,it can be beef, chicken, roman catholic, hindu etc, anything that's reasonably widely believed in.
Step 2. Mumbo jumbo spiritual mechanics of heaven and Crap: Skip this step because it's basically pointless and only interesting to people who like to explain everything in overly complicated metaphysics like Chris.
Step 3. Earth falls into hell, which is a liquid and not something you can see, feel, touch, taste etc.(For explanation see step 2.) Also earth floats (See also Step 2.) So currently the point that is actually in hell is the western coast of the United States. Everyone in the area submerged in hell dies instantly those closest are splashed some die, all around the world weak plants, animals, die instantly.
Step 4. Add demons. These should be added to the mix through the places where the earth is now touching hell more specifically the border between the two places. They should be as big as possible with lots of fire and death and yea just bad. (Do not add magic that just makes things get lame so instead when adding demons to the dish remember to get demons that are dangerous physically.)
Step 5. Allow demons to stew mixing lightly for about 6 months to a year. In general they should move gradually towards the heaven end where the majority of them will do horrifying things like eat the corpses of angels and such.
Step 6. Strain your demons. Get rid of the large chunky demons first. Then just restrain the size of your strainer until all but the small or very clever demons are starved by lack of people to devour.
AND VIOLA!!!
You're ready to serve a post apocalyptic future that is sure to horrify both friends and family!
Why do you have wonderful ideas like this Katie?
ReplyDeleteSo the development of demons is pretty straight forward: twisted desires cause the soul to grow outside of the body causing deformities. But what about angels and their wings? What do angels do to have their soul grow outside of the body in the form of wings?
ReplyDeleteYou get wings when your soul is too strong for your body to encase it any longer, so it is just a sign of positive growth.
ReplyDeletedid the characters exsist before the apocolypse/ can we talk about events of the apocalypse.
ReplyDeleteChris, cause I like being helpful and such.... :P
ReplyDeleteTo answer the Intrepid Tripper yes most of the characters should hypothetically have existed before the apocalypse but since we're all new to this we should be honest with ourselves and admit that there's probably going to be a little finnegaling before we're all on the same page, and that's alright it'll add to inside jokes and stuff later.
ReplyDeleteHowever to answer the question of the actual happenstance of the apocalypse gets a bit confusing so I'll try to stick to the simple side and in order to keep this simplification still complicated (As is my horrible theme when I write anything. I'm going to write it in the manner of a cookbook.)
For Apocalypse
(Serves 3-4 trillion)
Step 1.
Kill God, It's not necessary that the means for this be explained you can use satan, lack of belief or perhaps divine suicide, but the point is he/she/it is dead. It's also not important what exactly God is,it can be beef, chicken, roman catholic, hindu etc, anything that's reasonably widely believed in.
Step 2.
Mumbo jumbo spiritual mechanics of heaven and Crap: Skip this step because it's basically pointless and only interesting to people who like to explain everything in overly complicated metaphysics like Chris.
Step 3.
Earth falls into hell, which is a liquid and not something you can see, feel, touch, taste etc.(For explanation see step 2.) Also earth floats (See also Step 2.) So currently the point that is actually in hell is the western coast of the United States. Everyone in the area submerged in hell dies instantly those closest are splashed some die, all around the world weak plants, animals, die instantly.
Step 4.
Add demons. These should be added to the mix through the places where the earth is now touching hell more specifically the border between the two places. They should be as big as possible with lots of fire and death and yea just bad. (Do not add magic that just makes things get lame so instead when adding demons to the dish remember to get demons that are dangerous physically.)
Step 5.
Allow demons to stew mixing lightly for about 6 months to a year. In general they should move gradually towards the heaven end where the majority of them will do horrifying things like eat the corpses of angels and such.
Step 6.
Strain your demons. Get rid of the large chunky demons first. Then just restrain the size of your strainer until all but the small or very clever demons are starved by lack of people to devour.
AND VIOLA!!!
You're ready to serve a post apocalyptic future that is sure to horrify both friends and family!
Chris, that was fantastic.
ReplyDeleteKatie, you're a suck-up. (heart.)
ReplyDelete>.> No.... it cracked me up! Also, I haven't slept... as noted by my post...
ReplyDeletehey at least someone is encouraging me to write more *glaresatabunni*
ReplyDeletebahahahhahahahaahahahaha
ReplyDeleteHey! You know that I am obsessive about your writing stuff, don't glare at me. Please write more.
ReplyDelete...I love you.